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This invention takes disease free pet ownership to the next level. Inspired by Jim Henson perhaps, welcome the new revolution: robotic farm animals. A welcome addition for the new lactose intolerant allergic to everything ADHD generation. Fleas, Bird flu and terrorism are conveniently excluded. No longer will farmers need to come home smelling like the pig pen with the upcoming Sega iPig. The acidic pants of lactose intolerant kiddies everywhere will rejoice in the new soya-iCow.

The main downfall to Sega’s robotic chicken is that it looks as fake as the robotic egg that preceded it. Even though the Japanese are going crazy over it, I think they still need to perfect the incorporation of powdered Mac D’s eggs to make it truly useful to the new age farmer.




 

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